Thursday, August 16, 2007

Headless Walruses

Have been washing up on shore in Alaska. This is bad. Supply your own dandruff/headandshoulders/washing up on beach jokes, because I won't.

Update: Rumors of Suicide have been making way throughout the seafaring communities. It's all very sad, tusk, tusk.

2 comments:

Captain Jack said...

The head of the walrus can be quite tasty. It is said that when a man eats the decaying brain of the walrus he will be come as strong as one and will eventually develop "tusk like" features. Although this has not been clarified I have noticed through my own "dead walrus head sampling" that I have began to grow whiskers much like the walrus which the gals seem to like.

Anonymous said...

obviously poachers